To or 2 or Too Line Jokes

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Should Women Have Children After 35?Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks.Now What r the people of Germany called?Student: They r called Germs.